Ten Things I Learned from the Royal Wedding

Apr 29th, 2011

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    1. I don’t care who you are, if you are white and 85 years old, you really oughtn’t wear yellow.
    2. Even a five-year-old boy knows when a kiss is a *kiss*, or just…eh…a kiss.
    3. What I am wearing to my son’s Bar Mitzvah: Copycat Pippa dress. The most inspirational thing about the event, really.
    4. The best hats on the planet really are in shuls on Long Island. Sorry, Mrs. Beckham.
    5. Thank the good Lord (all 3 or 1 of Him, whichevs) that the Archbishop of Canterbury, he of the best hat of all and the extremely somniferous voice, is not my rabbi.
    6. ….Although, if I invited him to my son’s Bar Mitzvah, do you think he could wrangle some more of that Divine *silence*?
    7. William got a great deal (I think K8 is Gr8) but he’d better watch out for that very chic and scary mother-in-law. (…Who could have walked right out of a shul on Long Island.)
    8. The book of Romans can be hot.
    9. After learning that the only way to be a king is to be born into it, one of my kids is considering beginning his own monarchy. Blue and White blood.
    10. There is no way I am old enough for Prince Charles to look as old as that.

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  1. 4 Responses to “Ten Things I Learned from the Royal Wedding”

  2. yeah, I don’t know how Prince Charles got so old, but then again, I think I’m the same age as Prince William, so I guess it happens as we grow up.

    By Whitney on Apr 30, 2011

  3. LOVED Pippa’s dress. Agree with you on yellow and the hats. I still haven’t watched the ceremony just the intro bit, so can’t wait to catch it. Saw the replay of the “kiss” tho. Kate’s dress was beautiful, tho I was disappointed she went with long sleeves and was hoping for something with more of a unique haute couture twist, but I guess if she did something too unique- many would of disapproved.

    By DreedTea on Apr 30, 2011

  4. Nice!

    By Your Bro on May 1, 2011

  5. Hahahahaha – Love it.

    By midlifesinglemum on May 1, 2011

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